dream world

taylor swift (esp at 1:10 “i’m really gonna miss you picking fights… and you would hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine”-ing) is pretty IDEAL / important to me personally, pretty ideal politics / music politics, pretty ideal diss/dismiss, pretty ideal toss out the garbage-boys moves.

i really don’t know why i even fuck with noisey.  i was just scanning it to make sure ben weasel’s on this list (btw, he’s not, confirming suspicions that noisey is the worst and prob ben weasel / james dewees / “pop punk idiots turned podcast hosts” collabs) but now am scoffing uncontrollably and feel like i have been so easily baited into such a clear trap and am so mad about it!!!!!!!!

Here at Noisey, we’re music experts. We know everything about music, and we’re well aware that music can be evaluated completely objectively. Which is why we took it upon ourselves to make this incontrovertibly correct list sorting out the bargain bin losers who’ve done their best to ruin everything we’ve come to know and love about the craft of music from the bands that really deserve your attention. Here, in alphabetical order, are the 123 worst musicians of all time. 

noisey is such exemplar blatant inflammatory boy who wants to “”“”discuss”“”“” music with you.

also i will give u a hint where they all are now, running rival podcasts and tweeting about it.  every. last. one.

lol he literally wants $100 for the vinyl preorder.  ”but it’s a double lp!!!!!” “and it’s yellow!!!!” get the fuck out of here ben weasel jesus christ.

wherein screeching weasel requests $27,000 (and has already raised $33,000…..) (the extra of which will go to funding baby fat: act 2!) to fund their next concept album.  i have no energy left in me to be outraged by boys in bands i used to like, feel free to be outraged on my behalf.

(lol ben weasel (or whoever runs their fb, but lbr, 100% chance it is ben weasel) is personally responding (with dismissive righteousness) to every fb comment that’s like “………..”  he refers to these dissenters as “monocle wearers” frowning upon like idk his pop punk opera dreams or something idk HAHA this is so ridiculous tho)  i thought james dewees was the worst by leaps and bounds, but.

catch you all on next week’s episode of pop punk idiots WHERE R THEY NOW

the beginning of this song tho

same

protestification:

teenage-fbi:

protestification:

"You can tell that Mark is mature because when everyone at FS, i.e. older people that are very much a part of the ‘scene’ or w/e that your standard 16-year-old would be seen as trying to impress, says that an album is good or brilliant or essential, even, he never opens it and keeps listening to Drake." thanks ben

not even essential drake

i only listen to Take Care

i am 1. only teasing and 2. most likely the one with “”“wrong”“” drake opinions actually (bc i live for “”“bad”“” music opinions, i do!!!  they are kinda my thing)

protestification:

"You can tell that Mark is mature because when everyone at FS, i.e. older people that are very much a part of the ‘scene’ or w/e that your standard 16-year-old would be seen as trying to impress, says that an album is good or brilliant or essential, even, he never opens it and keeps listening to Drake." thanks ben

not even essential drake

paintdeath:

Synchronise witches - the Chapess zine #4

"men will tell you that things you love do not belong to you"

paintdeath:

Synchronise witches - the Chapess zine #4

"men will tell you that things you love do not belong to you"

daniprobably:

teenage-fbi:

teenage-fbi:

compacts for 27
continue to be an embodiment of chaotic goodness
continue to be
stop placing value on people’s ideas about what i am / can not be
lead with trust in my own instinct and intelligence
produce objectively 
consume subjectively 
forgive you for what you don’t understand
forgive me for what is not understood
fidelity to self no matter the platform
fidelity to self no matter the reception

i am doing some respectable work at this being 27 thing i think

fundamentally important Things To Do, via a person whose wisdom is forever I think

<3 <3 <3 (but oh my god i am so barely wise hahah i am so constantly barely holding it together guys)

effyeahyoniwolf:

Listen/purchase: Law & Order by Divorcee

living with you is like driving in the rain, i can’t see where i’m going, but i still don’t press the breaks

teenage-fbi:

fruit flies have invaded my entire life and a little bit after these photos i found 3 dead fruit flies in the bottom of my wine glass.  luckily i was too drunk to care or cry even.  but, when i am not drunk, i am at war!!!!! fruit flies!!!!!!!!!  the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!  crying about it!!!!  constant verge of fruit fly tears.

you are allowed to like this photo of me guys. i will not mistakenly think you are pro-fruit fly, i will know it is because you think i’m cute

teenage-fbi:

i know a lot about boy-ing in a band while being a terrible human.  pretty much have phd in be a boy in a band (be a boy with a guitar, be a boy with a platform), be a terrible human.

i am happy to dispense my knowledge unto you.  i work best in 96 pt. helvetica, powerpoint and facebook messenger, these are my best platforms, but also i am flexible.

"these are my platforms"  this was a moment in time

Every day we slaughter our finest impulses. That is why we get a heartache when we read those lines written by the hand of a master and recognize them as our own, as the tender shoots which we stifled because we lacked the faith to believe in our own powers, our own criterion of truth and beauty. Every man, when he gets quiet, when he becomes desperately honest with himself, is capable of uttering profound truths. We all derive from the same source. there is no mystery about the origin of things. We are all part of creation, all kings, all poets, all musicians; we have only to open up, only to discover what is already there.

Henry Miller

#this is an ironic thing to have stored in my drafts for eternity #releasing my drafts into the universe (add this to the list of things i am compacting to do at 27)  (you know - metaphorically) (you know that right?????  you must)