dream world
little-shark:

My sister is a fourth grade teacher. How stinkin’ sweet is this?

also one of my kids is penning a series in their writer’s notebook called “The Last FARTBENDER” inspired by the time he went camping with his family and his dog farted in the tent and… avatar the last airbender.  yes.

little-shark:

My sister is a fourth grade teacher. How stinkin’ sweet is this?

also one of my kids is penning a series in their writer’s notebook called “The Last FARTBENDER” inspired by the time he went camping with his family and his dog farted in the tent and… avatar the last airbender.  yes.

hellokrissi:

teenage-fbi:

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I…

yup haha scholastic is still going hard (virtually unchanged???)  and i get 10,000 bonus points just for placing ANY order by sept 30 woop woop, love scholastic

WAIT WHAT IS THIS A PROMO? WILL I GET 10 000 TOO? I NEED MORE PICTURE BOOKS FOR THIS YEAR’S GROUP

yes?!  it’s on the september flyer!  do u order online?  did you get september flyers?  it doesn’t say anything about them being different us / canada!  log in through scholastic reading club online, get ur bonus points!!!

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

image

Book

image

Orders

image

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

image

I…

yup haha scholastic is still going hard (virtually unchanged???)  and i get 10,000 bonus points just for placing ANY order by sept 30 woop woop, love scholastic

any band that is ben weasel i still hate tho

any band that “tour is over, we survived”s i like (until further notice)

remember what it is like to make up in not 100% humidity weather (not at your wedding) (at home in your pajamas on your bathroom floor)?????????  it is so great.  (also wedding was so great but also wedding being over is the best the best the best)

taylor swift (esp at 1:10 “i’m really gonna miss you picking fights… and you would hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine”-ing) is pretty IDEAL / important to me personally, pretty ideal politics / music politics, pretty ideal diss/dismiss, pretty ideal toss out the garbage-boys moves.

i really don’t know why i even fuck with noisey.  i was just scanning it to make sure ben weasel’s on this list (btw, he’s not, confirming suspicions that noisey is the worst and prob ben weasel / james dewees / “pop punk idiots turned podcast hosts” collabs) but now am scoffing uncontrollably and feel like i have been so easily baited into such a clear trap and am so mad about it!!!!!!!!

Here at Noisey, we’re music experts. We know everything about music, and we’re well aware that music can be evaluated completely objectively. Which is why we took it upon ourselves to make this incontrovertibly correct list sorting out the bargain bin losers who’ve done their best to ruin everything we’ve come to know and love about the craft of music from the bands that really deserve your attention. Here, in alphabetical order, are the 123 worst musicians of all time. 

noisey is such exemplar blatant inflammatory boy who wants to “”“”discuss”“”“” music with you.

also i will give u a hint where they all are now, running rival podcasts and tweeting about it.  every. last. one.

lol he literally wants $100 for the vinyl preorder.  ”but it’s a double lp!!!!!” “and it’s yellow!!!!” get the fuck out of here ben weasel jesus christ.

wherein screeching weasel requests $27,000 (and has already raised $33,000…..) (the extra of which will go to funding baby fat: act 2!) to fund their next concept album.  i have no energy left in me to be outraged by boys in bands i used to like, feel free to be outraged on my behalf.

(lol ben weasel (or whoever runs their fb, but lbr, 100% chance it is ben weasel) is personally responding (with dismissive righteousness) to every fb comment that’s like “………..”  he refers to these dissenters as “monocle wearers” frowning upon like idk his pop punk opera dreams or something idk HAHA this is so ridiculous tho)  i thought james dewees was the worst by leaps and bounds, but.

catch you all on next week’s episode of pop punk idiots WHERE R THEY NOW

the beginning of this song tho

same

protestification:

teenage-fbi:

protestification:

"You can tell that Mark is mature because when everyone at FS, i.e. older people that are very much a part of the ‘scene’ or w/e that your standard 16-year-old would be seen as trying to impress, says that an album is good or brilliant or essential, even, he never opens it and keeps listening to Drake." thanks ben

not even essential drake

i only listen to Take Care

i am 1. only teasing and 2. most likely the one with “”“wrong”“” drake opinions actually (bc i live for “”“bad”“” music opinions, i do!!!  they are kinda my thing)

protestification:

"You can tell that Mark is mature because when everyone at FS, i.e. older people that are very much a part of the ‘scene’ or w/e that your standard 16-year-old would be seen as trying to impress, says that an album is good or brilliant or essential, even, he never opens it and keeps listening to Drake." thanks ben

not even essential drake